"I was an ordinary guy who was tired of battling allergies.  I started noticing how what I ate affected how I felt.  Both reason and research told me the body's threshold of tolerance could be lowered if we could get the waste of of there.  My buddies and I started colon cleansing, and we felt better... with more energy.  My allergies became less of a problem.  So I started developing this product, quit my day job, and today Colonblow is used by thousands around the world.  We have tons of repeat customers."

Matthew A. Gardner, Colonblow Founder

   I have to ask myself...is this serious/is this the downfall of America? Well apparently this is serious, and someone is making a whole lot of money making other people drop a kid off at the pond. I also firmly believe that this is the downfall of American ingenuity. WE have tons of problems that could use the American innovative spirit... fuel economy...world hunger...AIDS, take your pick. We have been reduced to blowing out our colons. I thought Viagra was the limit, but apparently not... Well everyone, happy poopin'!